More Quotes

Some more random words have come up in our house that I thought I should probably document. Joni has started calling our cat "B-Burns". And when my dad told me I could take a bunny with me to college, she said I should introduce him as "B-Bunny". And some other words I should put down so people know what we're talking about: "P-Pozzle" (pop) which is not to be confused with "B-Bozzle" (Burns). Burns also goes by the name of "Jungle Kitty" which is often paired with Oscar's name of "Jungle Doggy". These were both developed when Joni and Andy were forced to tackle the weed garden and the aminals kept them company. I'm sure there will be more posts to follow this one, but that's all I have for now.

Quotes

I thought I'd let people know that most of the quotes that come from our house are from movies. So, here is a list of movies/shows that are frequently quoted around here:

-Nacho Libre
-Saturday Night Live (Bad Boys episode)
-Everybody Loves Raymond
-ER
-The Grinch
-Anchorman
-Talladega Nights
-Snickers Commercial (Patrick? What's up Brian...Rawr!!!!...Oops...)
-Heavyweights
-Rocky
-Cat Bumper Sticker (I can haz cheezburger?)

As you can see, we are all very well rounded when it comes to our entertainment. Or something like that.

Names

First of all, I FOUND MY PHONE!!!!! Secondly, I think my family has problems naming things. I'll give you a taste of what I mean. Yesterday, my sister told me that my stripper name is "Titties McGee". Well I couldn't let that go unanswered, so I told her that her stripper name is "Bubbles Panclocks". For the rest of the night I continued to call her Panclocks and she answered to it every single time. This isn't the first time we've had weird names for each other. Some of them aren't appropriate enough for me to mention. But my two sisters are listed in my phone as "The Skipper" and "Da Cheat", my brother is "Lawgiver", and my brother and sister-in-law is "Trogdor and Emmersly". This problem also goes further. When our cat starts eating the plants in our house, my sister calls it "Cat Salad" which I know sounds disgusting. My brother has called me "Squinty McSquinter-pants" before. Our cat can be called Wittle Kitty, Kitten, Spyder Slayer, Gandorf Salrong Mitchell the Grey, Spike, or any other name you feel like calling him at the moment. My sister calls the movie The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe "Turkish Delight". When we talk about contraband, we usually mean having food downstairs. Scahonayed is a term we use to mean you got your butt handed to you (usually by dad) because of something you did or didn't do (usually the dishes or eating downstairs). We call the catnip used on our cats toys "Cat Weed". We have so many code names for everything that I feel sorry for anyone that has to listen to our conversations. I'm a little worried about what my children or the children of my family members are going to be named.